I could not decide if this belonged in Testosterone Chronicles (Penis Category) or in Bent News. I leave it for the reader to decide.
Mt friend Gary posted me the following that appeared in a Japanese newspaper:
“A man who cooked his genitals and served them up to diners at a Japanese restaurant has been charged with indecent exposure.
Mao Sugiyama, 23, had his penis and testicles surgically removed by a physician in March.
They had been certified free of infections and were frozen for two months before being served up at a banquet in Suginami, a residential area in western Tokyo.
He charged guests around £160 per person to eat the meal which was garnished with mushrooms and parsley.
Tokyo’s Metropolitan Police Department (MPD) said criminal papers against Sugiyama and three other people who helped organise the event were sent to the Tokyo district public prosecutors’ office.
Sugiyama who describes himself as an ‘asexual’ illustrator, could not be arrested for cooking or selling his genitals as there is no law against cannibalism in Japan.
If convicted of indecent exposure, Sugiyama, who has also had his nipples removed, could be jailed up to two years and fined up to 2.5 million yen ($32,000).
Mao, who goes by the nickname HC, said he had initially considered eating his own penis – but decided to serve them up instead.
He cooked the genitalia, which were removed in early April shortly after his 22nd birthday, himself while being supervised by a chef.”
(And for the twenty-fifth year in a row Japan wins the Academy Award for the Weirdest People on Earth.
— Alas, I sort of hoped this photograph of me banging on the Taiko drum would return the award to America.
— What the f**k is an “asexual” illustrator?
— At first, as I read this item I wondered why anyone would have his nipples surgically removed, but then I remembered that here in America many women have their noses surgically removed. At least they do not cook them up and serve them to their best friends.